June 2012
May 2012
Going to a friend's house.
Normal people: What a lovely home you have!
Me: What's your wifi password?
Me: Your skin is perfectly tanned year round
Me: You wear jean jackets and tight colorful pants
Me: You obnoxiously flirt with your bandmates
Me: And you have the ass of a kardashian
Me: I know what you are...
Louis Tomlinson: Say it. Say it out loud.
Me: Homosexual
me: better check my phone for messages from friends
me: *after checking phone*
me: better get friends